I can’t tell you how proud I was when our government decided to stop fannying around with democracy and go full blown rebel this year. The sight of Chinese Communist flags flying in London is an encouraging sign for any rebel. It shows that our future as a rebel nation is secure.
In the clash of rebellions, the big guy always wins. That’s why when a protester tried to make a demonstration about China’s human rights record, he was swiftly dealt with (see below). Why bother rebelling against the best rebels in the business? They’ve got it all sewn up! With a little suppression of dissent, we are making the Chinese president feel at home.
As part of the festivities, David Cameron invited the Chinese Premier to have Fish and Chips. How quaint! In return, the Chinese government are taking care of our energy needs for the forseeable future. Excellent! Our energy will be controlled by rebels! Can't see anything going wrong there!
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