The Rebel Army take Edinburgh

Hurrah! I'd like to report a recent triumph. The Rebel Army stormed the Edinburgh Festival. Performing at the Free Fringe, we were crowned Kings of Fringe, and won every award going, including Most Rebellious Show.

A Bunch of Male Members

 Click here to view this rebellious activity!

Dear Reader,
Here at Rebel Army, we believe that drawing willies on things is the highest form of rebellion.

Well, a group of young radicals called Shift/Delete has taken it to the next level. Their mission: Turn the London Gherkin into a giant male member! Setting out with only a van, a laptop and some high tech projection equipment, these modern day Jacobins have used their ingenuity to hit Capitalism where it hurts. Oh, the rebellion! It is only once a generation that such genius falls from heaven to briefly bless us mere mortals. 

Isn’t it good to know that satire is still alive in Britain in 2013? Like the work of Jonathan Swift, its rapier-like wit attacks the Establishment with panache! If only Karl Marx had had access to a laptop, I’m sure this is what he would have created. A giant phallus, jerking off into eternity! 
 

I know that the cynics among you will say “But Major, these rebels have made this historic attack, and yet somehow Capitalism remains intact!” It only goes to show what we’re up against, that the regime can withstand this blizzard of revolutionary fervour. But the rot has set in - if we can keep up this kind of attack, one day soon, the Establishment must fall!

Shift/Delete, I salute you Sirs!

Major Gripes