Little Miley and her funny cigarette

Readers, let me tell you a little secret. This must go no further, but the truth is that Miley Cyrus is a secret Rebel Army agent. Abandoned by her father Billy Ray when she was but a nipper, Miley was raised by yours truly at the Rebel Army Kiddlywinks Camp. Billy donated her to the Rebel Army so that he could continue rebelling against Country Music, and I raised her as my own. Readers, she has responded to her programming extremely well! She makes a fine rebel, just like Bob Marley.When I saw the footage of her smoking that funny cigarette at the EMAs, I must admit I shed a little tear.
Look how far she's come! Sob!

Yours emotionally,

Major Gripes

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Russell Brand Interview

I give my assessment of that Russell Brand Interview.

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Million Mask March

Bravo to Anonymous for staging the Million Mask March this week, and socking it to the man once more. I want to congratulate them for keeping the focus of their anger obscure, thereby preventing the mainstream media (and the public) from figuring out what it was all about!

There were 450 protests in different cities throughout the world, most of them looking like deranged Halloween parties! Again I thank Rebellion that the protesters were able to keep the meaning of their protest as vague as possible!

Only one group let the side down. Protesters in Armenia chose to actually make their demonstration about something (a fixed election or whatever- yawn!) and were promptly arrested. Poor show, chaps – if you had kept your protesting vague and obscure like the rest of the world, you might not find yourself in jail – think on it!

Yours in Rebellion,

Major Gripes

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