Glad news arrived today. A young lady has achieved an almost literal interpretation of the Rebel Army message. She has found the golden path, the "third way", between the same old left and right of the body politic.
In a simple act of mammary defiance this young renegade truly embodies the very essence of the Rebel Army mantra, "Why [do something] when you can [do another thing]?"
i.e. WHY HAVE TWO BREASTS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THREE???
Here are some other examples:
- Why have a cup of tea when you can have crystal meth?
- Why stay faithful to your wife when you can have an affair?
- Why do the dishes when you can kick a wall?
C'mon girls, why be boring like all those other two-breasted women walking around like they own the place? Why not do something different?!
[JN]
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