Little Miley and her funny cigarette

Readers, let me tell you a little secret. This must go no further, but the truth is that Miley Cyrus is a secret Rebel Army agent. Abandoned by her father Billy Ray when she was but a nipper, Miley was raised by yours truly at the Rebel Army Kiddlywinks Camp. Billy donated her to the Rebel Army so that he could continue rebelling against Country Music, and I raised her as my own. Readers, she has responded to her programming extremely well! She makes a fine rebel, just like Bob Marley.When I saw the footage of her smoking that funny cigarette at the EMAs, I must admit I shed a little tear.
Look how far she's come! Sob!

Yours emotionally,

Major Gripes

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Russell Brand Interview

I give my assessment of that Russell Brand Interview.

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Million Mask March

Bravo to Anonymous for staging the Million Mask March this week, and socking it to the man once more. I want to congratulate them for keeping the focus of their anger obscure, thereby preventing the mainstream media (and the public) from figuring out what it was all about!

There were 450 protests in different cities throughout the world, most of them looking like deranged Halloween parties! Again I thank Rebellion that the protesters were able to keep the meaning of their protest as vague as possible!

Only one group let the side down. Protesters in Armenia chose to actually make their demonstration about something (a fixed election or whatever- yawn!) and were promptly arrested. Poor show, chaps – if you had kept your protesting vague and obscure like the rest of the world, you might not find yourself in jail – think on it!

Yours in Rebellion,

Major Gripes

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Thatcher

Hurrah!

Wise words from our great leader! Like Jagger, Dylan and all the great rebels, Thatcher exhorts us to stuff the crowd and follow ourselves. What a Dame!

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The Rebel Army take Edinburgh

Hurrah! I'd like to report a recent triumph. The Rebel Army stormed the Edinburgh Festival. Performing at the Free Fringe, we were crowned Kings of Fringe, and won every award going, including Most Rebellious Show.

A Bunch of Male Members

 Click here to view this rebellious activity!

Dear Reader,
Here at Rebel Army, we believe that drawing willies on things is the highest form of rebellion.

Well, a group of young radicals called Shift/Delete has taken it to the next level. Their mission: Turn the London Gherkin into a giant male member! Setting out with only a van, a laptop and some high tech projection equipment, these modern day Jacobins have used their ingenuity to hit Capitalism where it hurts. Oh, the rebellion! It is only once a generation that such genius falls from heaven to briefly bless us mere mortals. 

Isn’t it good to know that satire is still alive in Britain in 2013? Like the work of Jonathan Swift, its rapier-like wit attacks the Establishment with panache! If only Karl Marx had had access to a laptop, I’m sure this is what he would have created. A giant phallus, jerking off into eternity! 
 

I know that the cynics among you will say “But Major, these rebels have made this historic attack, and yet somehow Capitalism remains intact!” It only goes to show what we’re up against, that the regime can withstand this blizzard of revolutionary fervour. But the rot has set in - if we can keep up this kind of attack, one day soon, the Establishment must fall!

Shift/Delete, I salute you Sirs!

Major Gripes

HURRAH! Good to see that Rebellion is alive and well in Britain in 2013!
Recent news shows that Simon Cowell was "egged" by a former BGT contestant.
Please sign this petition to say that the Phantom Egg Thrower should be given the George Cross,
for services to Rebellion. Hurrah!

http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/bgteggthrower