Thatcher

Hurrah!

Wise words from our great leader! Like Jagger, Dylan and all the great rebels, Thatcher exhorts us to stuff the crowd and follow ourselves. What a Dame!

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The Rebel Army take Edinburgh

Hurrah! I'd like to report a recent triumph. The Rebel Army stormed the Edinburgh Festival. Performing at the Free Fringe, we were crowned Kings of Fringe, and won every award going, including Most Rebellious Show.

A Bunch of Male Members

 Click here to view this rebellious activity!

Dear Reader,
Here at Rebel Army, we believe that drawing willies on things is the highest form of rebellion.

Well, a group of young radicals called Shift/Delete has taken it to the next level. Their mission: Turn the London Gherkin into a giant male member! Setting out with only a van, a laptop and some high tech projection equipment, these modern day Jacobins have used their ingenuity to hit Capitalism where it hurts. Oh, the rebellion! It is only once a generation that such genius falls from heaven to briefly bless us mere mortals. 

Isn’t it good to know that satire is still alive in Britain in 2013? Like the work of Jonathan Swift, its rapier-like wit attacks the Establishment with panache! If only Karl Marx had had access to a laptop, I’m sure this is what he would have created. A giant phallus, jerking off into eternity! 
 

I know that the cynics among you will say “But Major, these rebels have made this historic attack, and yet somehow Capitalism remains intact!” It only goes to show what we’re up against, that the regime can withstand this blizzard of revolutionary fervour. But the rot has set in - if we can keep up this kind of attack, one day soon, the Establishment must fall!

Shift/Delete, I salute you Sirs!

Major Gripes

HURRAH! Good to see that Rebellion is alive and well in Britain in 2013!
Recent news shows that Simon Cowell was "egged" by a former BGT contestant.
Please sign this petition to say that the Phantom Egg Thrower should be given the George Cross,
for services to Rebellion. Hurrah!

http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/bgteggthrower

Recruitment Drive #1

Greetings Rebels!

This is Major Gripes reporting back on our first
Recruitment Drive in the Birmingham area, and I have to say it was an unparallelled success!

We appeared Bulls Head, alongside Ed Geater, Sigmund Frued and Juice Aleem, a fine bunch of rebels!

Watch this space for more appearances near you!

Operation Starbucks: Debrief

Greetings Rebels!

Just reporting back on our first reconnaissance operation in Birmingham City Centre.

Our mission: to celebrate and reward Starbucks for their brave tax avoidance over the last few years.

We honour them for rebelling against the system from within. The really clever thing is - it's not technically

illegal, just immoral, so it's OK! No one can touch them for it!

Hurrah for Starbucks, and hurrah for the Great Rebellion!



Regards

Rebel Army Captain.

Different Ways to Rebel

The Rebel Army Captain breaks down the different ways to rebel against the system...